Lessons

Private Lessons for Adults:

Private lessons are $20 per half hour if you do my system. (You should, it works.) I hold a certification from the James Hill Ukuleles in the Classroom teacher certification institute and I’ve subsequently revised and rewrote and created from scratch a bulletproof system for getting the most out of you and your ukulele or guitar.

Private lessons are $25 per half hour if we do your system. (You saw something online, or bought a book by somebody else, or you saw a cute girl strumming something awesome on YouTube and you want me to help you learn it.)

Add $5 per half hour if I agree to travel to you.

Now, for my tirade….

Ukulele Lessons
There comes a time in most ukulele lives when you finally realize one or more of the following truths:

1. YouTube isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and it’s harder to learn how to play an instrument than you wished. There are lots of amazing lessons and how-to-play ukulele videos out there, but those teachers can’t look back at you and customize your lesson for all the weird habits you’re developing accidentally.

2. That super cool book you bought to learn how to play ukulele isn’t calling out your name every night saying, “Hey, you oughta practice tonight,” and more importantly, that stupid book doesn’t make any sense and it’s full of mistakes. Right?

3. Channeling the universe to deliver you the spiritual guidance to magically become a ukulele rock star while you’re sitting on the couch, or your bed, or on the lanai, or in your car in the lowest part of the parking garage … ah heck, no matter where you’re plinking your little buddy, it’s starting to all sound the same and it’s just not as great as you’d hoped.

4. Your friends who said they’d teach you how to play are, well, they’re lame.

So it’s time to get real.

Ukulele lessons come in several varieties:

1. The guitar teacher down the street says he can teach you ukulele too, but you notice he’s always carrying his electric guitar to gigs and somehow you’re pretty sure he’s still hoping to make it in Vegas.

2. The music school you’ve heard about gives ukulele lessons, but holy moly they’re expensive, and when you only spent $80 on your instrument paying twice that for one class doesn’t seem to compute, does it?!

3. The music shop where you bought your ukulele seems weirdly focused on you meeting [insert name] who is the greatest teacher ever and it’ll only be [insert ghastly figure here]. Oh, and ya wanna buy some other stuff while you’re here?

4. Your nephew, brother-in-law, or girlfriend’s former girlfriend just graduated from Super Important Music Conservatory and they know everything about music and if you can’t learn ukulele from them, then you just can’t learn it.

Don’t be confused by the non-sense you’re running into out in ukulele land … I’ve read it, seen it, tried some of it, and been left with a sadness in my heart about how many people are wasting time and money and failing at making music. Here’s the truth and it’s available here in Denver:

1. Ukulele lessons don’t have to break the bank. Private lessons, group lessons, and activities with a ukulele focus are going on weekly here.

2. Your guitar (or singing) teacher really IS still hoping to make it in Vegas. You need to ask a lot more questions. Chances are ukulele isn’t really their “thing.”

3. That big-ole school is great … but once you’ve gone through it and unloaded all that cash from your wallet, then what?

4. Music shops sell stuff … and these days that stuff can’t keep the electricity bills paid. So they need you to keep coming back and buying more stuff, like lessons from their dude.

5. They don’t study ukulele at Super Important Music Conservatory. They’re still struggling with why they should care about guitar. At Super Important Music Conservatory, clarinet is a big deal. Ukulele is not.

6. And yeah, the internet is a mess. Mostly you’ll be wasting time there.

Sow what are your alternatives?

1. How about you find a group of people in town locally who’ve been in the ukulele business for years and years?

2. How about you find a group that can start you off easy and keep you going for years to come with smart and funny people?

3. How about you trust us when we say, “Playing with other people is the key to learning effectively and quickly.”

4. How about you come hang out with us and we’ll show you how to not waste your money and time going down all sorts of ineffective paths?

5. How about you take this seriously, or not, and either way, we will give you a reason to be proud of becoming a musician who believes in the power of ukulele.

The Rocky Mountain Ukulele Orchestra wasn’t built by music school graduates lugging around their music theory books (although we published one heck of a mean Circle of Fifths that is the world standard and looks great on coffee cups made in China) … AND we have the single best book ever written for ukulele arpeggios and it’s free on our website … the Rocky Mountain Ukulele Orchestra was built by people who love making music, making mistakes, getting better, having fun, practicing and rehearsing, and going to lunch from time to time.

Why is our program more effective than others rolling around out there?

1. Our conductor Gary Jugert designed a curriculum designed to get anybody playing full arrangements in one lesson.

2. We teach FREE one-day classes all over the city and have been doing it for years.

3. We teach group “Intro” classes on an ongoing basis for about ten bucks a week.

4. We have dozens of musicians who are eager to help you become a musician using the ukulele as the fastest, easiest, most fun, and most comprehensive way you can play.

5. Our system comes straight from the old masters of the lute and skips all the “formal education” nonsense that makes many students give up on music. We’ve modernized those old fashioned skills so they work with kids, teens, and adults. We’re not sure if they work with millennials because we’re waiting for them to look up from their phones.

6. We’ve built a wildly popular summer institute and are training more ukulele teachers to go out and spread the word about ukulele.

7. And most importantly, we founded the Rocky Mountain Ukulele Orchestra to be the largest orchestra in Colorado, doing the never-ending work to bring ukulele to the highest level played by ordinary folks. You’ll be hard pressed to find another group anywhere on the planet doing comparably advanced material even with professional players.

So what’re your next steps?

1. You should swing by our website and read even more than you’ve already read about joining the most interesting musical idea in Denver http://ukuleleorchestra.org

2. You can call us directly and chat about the best way to get started. Sometimes it’s a private lesson, sometimes a group lesson, and sometimes you’re such a genius we’ll encourage you to go away and start your own band: 303-984-0777

3. You can email us and find out what options are best for you … some are free, and some at minimal cost.

4. You can keep trying to learn from YouTube, the neighborhood dude, that school, the music shop, or that famous so-n-so (who is cute and blonde), and you’ll let us know how that’s going.

We joke about our daring plan to take over the world at the Rocky Mountain Ukulele Orchestra, but we’re only half kidding. We have an incredibly fun and inexpensive way for you to become a musician and make great music in a supportive educational environment. We’ve been doing it for a long time. And yeah, you’ll take pride in being an orchestral musician doing something important. Come check us out.

Oh, and one final note, before you buy anything, set up an appointment to go to come down to the shop. There are so many ways to waste money on the wrong things and we can point you in the right direction.

Private Lessons for Kids:

Academic research agrees most students should be about 10 years old before you put them into fretted instrument instruction. Prior to fourth grade, we like to see kids in percussion, singing, piano, and if you’re extremely dedicated, violin.

Having said that, I know there is no end to the number of guitar teachers who will sign up your 5 year old, plunk a 6-string monstrosity in their lap, and fill your head with visions of success at Red Rocks. I also know your kid is “different.” 🙂

If your kiddo is younger than 10 years old, I will take them as a student, but you will agree to be seated side by side with them during lessons and be an active participant. Honestly, I’ll be teaching YOU, and then if your little one likes it, you’ll be their main encouragement.

Group Classes:

Top Secret: This is the BEST way to learn ukulele or guitar and it can be the most fun too. I keep all of my group classes listed on the Rocky Mountain Ukulele Orchestra website. Click HERE to get the lowdown. This is where the fun stuff is and where I really put my heart and soul into action.

 

Voice, Violin, Piano & Other Stuff:

I’ve been very lucky to meet and befriend a small army of dedicated music teachers. Please check with me first if you are interested in other instruments. I bet I know the right person to take you to the next level.

 

Teachers

GaryJugertWithUkulele

Gary Jugert: Teaches all levels of ukulele and runs the guitar and ukulele orchestras. garyjugert@yahoo.com

Here are the current listings: http://ukuleleorchestra.org/classes/ and http://ukuleleorchestra.org/summer/

MarnieW

Marnie Ward: Teaches voice and performance.

AprilP

April Penney: Teaches violin and guitar.

April’s Summer Blitz: Daytime this June and July: penneylessons@gmail.com