Dactyllic Hexameter

(5×3)+2 Heroic Hexameter (5×3)+2. Five dactyls and a spondee (with approximate rhyming) Life of Riley Leapt from the eighth floor and sailed to her peril — a pine bush the cushion. A survivor and flyer the cat carries shrapnel and […]

New Yorker

Where it Began This is my first book of original compositions. I wrote most of them for the 2009 February Album Writing Month. I never meant them for public consumption, yet here it is. Some of these might be worth […]

Discworld

I’m Reading Terry Pratchett The Color of Magic Bungee Jumping PDF Sparks of Octarine PDF Octarine, also known as the Color of Magic or the King’s Color, was the eighth color of the Discworld spectrum. It was visible only to […]

Pianist Magazine

Pianist Magazine I will post videos of me playing these tunes badly HERE. Sight Reading! Play this one: [rann range=1,6] Beginner Level  Issue #1 Page 28: Beethoven Fur Elise Issue #1 Page 29: Chopin Op. 10 No. 3 Issue #1 […]

Blake’s Tiger

A Tyger in Therapy: A Psycho-Analysis by Ukulele Here’s a silly musical I wrote one summer. It was terrible and stale from the outset … BUT … I finally began to understand melody inside of chord melody orchestrations when competing […]

GadzUkes!

GadzUkes! Zombie girl swiped from Jake Goes Oinkerz. The Bloody Rebellion of a Voodoo Zombie Cheerleader and Her Vigilante Ukulele Jazz Orchestra Cheerleaders, zombies, ukuleles … it’s gonna get ugly real fast. Do you want to turn back now? Or […]

Shakespeare and Petrarch

Shakespeare’s Sonnets … RAWKED Petrarch is on his way too! The sheet music is readily playable on a baritone ukulele tuned DGBE, but if you don’t own one, use the four highest pitched strings on a guitar … you know, […]

Thy Silver Halide Vampyre

Thy Silver Halide Vampyre Commedia Dell’Arte with Ample Banjolele Here’s the first 10 minutes of my Symphony Number One By Gary Jugert PDF Here’s the Conductor Score and Piano Reduction 2:16 Vampire Club HAYDEN & KITTY & CRISSY: [Eb] Just […]

Composing for Classical Guitar

Just Getting Started on Composing for This Beast Here are my personal guitar compositions and arrangements. It’s stuff I’m supposed to be memorizing and turning into a career. I’m not really doing that, but I do like these things. Dying […]

MSU Compositions

Old Man de-Composing Don’t be confused by the imagery above. My legs don’t work like that. My knees hurt all the time. I’m never in that kind of hurry as I leave early to get a good parking space near […]

Eight Note Songbook

I bought a kids glockenspiel and I thought to myself, “Self, what cool tunes only have eight notes? How best can you turn this glock into rawk?” I also realized the key chain harmonica I own has exactly the same […]

¿Creepy?

¿Creepy? Crossdressers in Paris Hilton-ville The Saga of What Will Happen to Your Pets After the Rapture An opera — cuz dats m’thang — for toy piano, ukulele, and piccolo There are transvestite jokes on this page! (We once long-ago […]

Altoid! School Girls vs. Aliens

The not-so erotic space opera for ukulele Herein lies the somewhat tragic and morally ambiguous tale of Altoid Forty-Two’s family vacation on Earth. It was my first full-length musical, and the first full-length opera for ukulele ever written with more […]

Next Tiara on Me

Dateline: Mammoth Gardens — July 13, The Future They’d been hunting humans all day, and while they required no rest, the maintenance schedule dictated down time to complete uploads and run general diagnostics. The power downs began. The new droid-designed […]

Denver Guitar Orchestra

Want to play in Denver’s largest acoustic guitar orchestra? We meet on Sundays. Check out the website here: Denver Guitar Orchestra

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